Guess who’s back with another not really, but ever so vaguely Christmassy post?
I have said this before and I will say it again:
Let’s not start with this question as it will either be –
a. The shittest guessing game ever invented as the answer is quite obviously me. Or:
b. The weirdest, most irrelevant tangent we could possibly go off on as you would all probably come up with some fucked up answers like
if you even say Hitler… How did you know? We all knew. … Joseph Stalin. Or the dead pig whose mouth was used to house David Cameron’s penis. I kid you not. Our Prime Minister got a blowjob from a bacon sandwich. Have fun with that one, internet.
Sometimes you just gotta use your old stuff, because your old stuff is gold. Anyways. As I am selflessly embarking on my mission to watch and review my favourite Christmas movies for you, (yes, I am practically a saint. We know.) I have been . . . well, watching my favourite Christmas movies and I have reached a realisation.
My soul is a peculiar blend of grunge and boho-chic. Because, yes, I think the world is beautiful and connected and I like mandalas and kimonos and dream of beautiful gardens and still miss sitting on my wall in Mexico and looking at the moon . . . but my favourite Christmas movies are The Nightmare Before Christmas and Billy And Mandy Save Christmas. I pretty much hate people that aren’t you guys, myself, or interesting . . . and I obviously want to be a witch.
Now, we know me – I’m not one to shy away from these things. I mean, did I necessarily want to grow up and become this pessimistic (well, when it comes to people at least – otherwise, I’m a downright optimist), strange and evil?
Why, yes; yes I did.
Wait, what am I complaining about?
This is great!
Anyways, back onto the grunge, tumblr, witch, alternative wishlist.
Creep Street Jacket – £47
Cactus Embroidered Tee – £3.25
Lost Souls Printed Sweater – £46
Sushi Printed Tee – £3.91
Ugh People Sweater – £42
Crew Love Crop – £10
Embroidered Cap – £6.34
Screw You Bodycon Lace Edge Dress – £29
Puta Top – £9
- Happily Ever After is So Once Upon a Time Crewneck – £42
- Acid Wash Distressed Shorts – £31
Team Hangover Raglan Tee – £10
Printed Kawaii Beanie – £8
Irregular Plaid Skirt – £11
ASDFGHJKL. Exciting news! Very exciting news. Unbelievably exciting news – my parents said I can get a tattoo! They encouraged me to get a tattoo! I am now going to get a tattoo. Which means inspiration, tattoo themed posts and . . . lots of pretty pictures.
And a trip to Ireland where it’s legal for me to be tattooed.