I don’t know how you found my dark, disturbed corner of the web, but now that you’re down the rabbit hole you might as well stay . . . Is what I would say if this blog were written by stranger, more twisted person than I (the kind of person that would write weird posts about Things You Definitely Shouldn’t Do At Funerals, The Psychology Behind Monsters and conspiracy theories on both Snow and Father Christmas, for example), but as I am a socially acceptable, fully functioning nice human being all I’m going to say is:
Hello there, you wonderful human being, how might you be this lovely day?
That just felt wrong. I’m sorry.
As you’ve probably already noticed I have a bit of a personality issue where, to be honest, I’m just pretty odd. (Any Panic! fans out there get it? Wink wink.)
Well, now you know all about me
except for the useful, normal and I don’t know basic information like your name? How many times have I told you; you’re me. So it’s our name. And what shame you bring to it. But, please, can we save the existential crisis for later? do tell me about yourself. I even promise to listen. Maybe not care, maybe not even respond in a timely and appropriate fashion, but definitely listen.
I’m Mia, by the way.
I like everything to do with fashion, witchy stuff, tarot cards, books, inappropriate humour, jewellery, curly hair, money, Tumblr, palm trees, pineapples, reading, watermelon, chocolate, blogging, drawing, swear words, random raving, shopping, popcorn, sleeping, DIY and a variety of other weird and depraved things. Not least of all Maroon 5. I’m quite ashamed at myself for that.
I want to travel when I’m older and blog about that too! I find myself slightly fascinated by the idea of advertising and marketing campaigns – the artistic side anyways – and have a strange dream to own a restaurant, a dessert bar and a cupcake business. Which is strange because whenever I cook people tend to get food poisoning. And I have no love for food.
So I really don’t know where that came from.
I also want to become a full blown witch, but who has the time? This rule also applies to my desire to be a completely Zen, healthy body healthy mind mini-Buddha. And my novel. That is slowly but surely being written. Kind of.
In case you didn’t gather, I’m a blogger. (And, if you are, you might want to check out my Blogging Advice page) I’m PR and collaboration open/accepting/willing and you can contact me at email@example.com
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