Mondays suck. Cramps suck. Life sucks. Then you die – and guess what? That sucks too.
We just have so much to look forward to.
Why have I started with this rather bleak and depressing introduction? Well, to bring you down to my Monday Blues level, of course – so that, when I fix your depression, you feel indebted to me and if I ever need any help burying a body you kind of have to have to lend your hand. They’re getting rid of joint association, anyway – you’ll be fine.
Now, we can’t go through our sad little lives feeling blue all the time, can we? Even if it is just Mondays we suffer – that’s a seventh of your time on this Earth. Obviously, I don’t pose problems only to ignore them, so here’s my solution: retail therapy!
With the creation and maintenance of my shop, I have been using Etsy far more often than I have done in the past few years. You know what I have realised through this?
Etsy is fucking amazing. I mean, it’s like grunge-aesthetic-kawaii-boho-tumblr all wrapped into one neat little fajita with cucumber sticks inside. Served in a restaurant with ABBA playing in the back. And if any part of that situation sounds weird to you, travel to Dover admire those famous white cliffs and then jump off one. I can’t promise anyone will cry at your funeral.
Now, due to the aforementioned beauty, I decided I needed to make an Etsy wishlist for you all. So here you have it!
Don’t you just feel better looking at all those pretty things? If you want to look at some more pretty things, go on ahead and check out my Etsy store (which is here)!
I was going to pick a favourite item, but I cannot choose. Personally, I love the Ethereal stitched shirt, the Namaste ring and the Great Wave white halter neck crop top the best I think (so if you see a post by the title Etsy haul, consider this your crystal ball into the future of the post) – but what about you guys? What are your favourite selections?