"Dear Future Husband… IGNORE Meghan Trainor."

Hi there, honey. Good day? Everything cool? You hungry? Oh, is that the only word beginning with H you’re going to insert into that sentence? Okay, Mia, you have fun not fooling anyone.   Baby, are you gonna let her talk to me like that?!   Well, look at you running to your husband for help; strong, independent…

Celestial & Spiritual Jewellery Collection

That’s it, I’m bohemian. Well, when I’m not being tumblr, or craving luxury or just feeling like a complete Goth. But you know what, guys? I AM A PERSON. I AM A REAL PERSON CONSTRUCTED OF REAL THOUGHTS, EMOTIONS AND PREFERENCES BASED ON MORE THAN JUST ONE SOCIAL CATEGORY I PUT MYSELF INTO BECAUSE SOCIETY…

The Psychology Behind Monsters: English iGCSE Speaking and Listening!

I DID IT! I did it! I actually got through a speaking and listening exam and (touch wood. Touch a lot of wood. Touch an entire fucking forest.) did okay. The person I spoke to said I did, at least. I’m hoping that wasn’t a pity, she’s-probably-going-to-kill-herself-or-me-if-I-tell-her-how-badly-she-did congratulations, anyway. The topic of my speech may have scared…